Whod you bang
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
he fucked my hip out of place.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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