When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You dont lie about slip and slides
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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