Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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