Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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