Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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