we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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