I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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