the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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