pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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