where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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