hotel room ftw
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
