doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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