do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Randomize
