I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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