Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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