I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
smell my finger.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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