this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
as a side note pls kill me
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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