Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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