i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
