You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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