i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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