super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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