im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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