your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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