I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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