Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
