the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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