No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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