If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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