Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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