Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
No subtext here. People are naked.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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