You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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