dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
When are your genitals available?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
