you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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