i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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