Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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