Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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