I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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