You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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