Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Randomize
