normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Your cock deserves a montage
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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