And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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