Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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