I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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