Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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