Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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