Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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