Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You're earring is so big in my mouth
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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