Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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