S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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