You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
