you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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