Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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