I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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